I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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