If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
My vagina is officially offended.
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