WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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