he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Bring me that man meat
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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