Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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