Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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