There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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