stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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