yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
vagina is talking i cant
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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