It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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