I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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