where am i from again
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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