omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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