Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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