going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Randomize
