was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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