Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
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