i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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