Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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