if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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