i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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