D3 body, D1 cock
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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