He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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