I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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