I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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