So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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