what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
