then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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