if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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