Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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