I just made out with a guy for $7.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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