Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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