Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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