Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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