your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
how does that bad decision feel?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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