Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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