i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
