Whod you bang
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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