He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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