You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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