honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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