Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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