God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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