i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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