Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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