can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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