I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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