Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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