never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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