Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
