You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I wish i was in the wii world.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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