im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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