normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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