guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Randomize
