this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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